Check the Shower Curtains – Hoot’s Hot Takes Graphic Tee
Paranoid? No. Crime-documentary educated. There’s a difference. 😂🔪
From our Hilda’s Hot Takes Collection, the Check the Shower Curtains Graphic Tee is made for true-crime lovers who know that walking into a bathroom without checking behind the curtain is basically asking to become episode one of a documentary.
Featuring Hoot conducting a completely reasonable security inspection, this design asks:
“Dear paranoid people who check behind their shower curtains for murderers: If you do find one, what’s your plan?”
Because apparently nobody thought that far ahead. 😬
With its bold black, red, and white distressed styling, suspicious Hoot, creepy shower-curtain lurker, and perfectly dark sense of humor, this design is made for true-crime addicts, horror fans, chronic overthinkers, suspicious souls, and anyone who checks behind the curtain even though they have absolutely no plan for what happens next.
Perfect for Halloween season, true-crime binge nights, horror conventions, girls’ weekends, or gifting to the friend who checks the back seat of the car before getting in.
🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Turn inside out and machine wash cold on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Avoid bleach and fabric softener.
For the longest-lasting graphic, air drying is recommended. If machine drying, keep the shirt inside out and use the lowest heat setting.
Shirt color, design size, and placement may vary slightly depending on garment style and size.
