Glitter in My Ashes – Hoot's Hot Takes Graphic Tee
Some people plan to leave behind a legacy. We’re planning to leave behind a mess. A sparkly one. ✨💀
From our Hilda’s Hot Takes Collection, the Glitter in My Ashes Graphic Tee is for anyone whose commitment to being slightly annoying has absolutely no expiration date.
Featuring Hoot with an “Annoying Sprinkles” shaker and the gloriously unhinged declaration:
“When I die, mix my ashes with glitter so I can continue annoying everybody.”
Because apparently eternity is a very long time—and there’s no reason everyone else should get to enjoy it peacefully. 😂
The bold black design explodes with electric lime green and purple, glitter-inspired details, stars, distressed graphics, and just enough cemetery humor to make Grandma question where things went wrong.
Perfect for: sarcasm lovers, dark-humor enthusiasts, professional button-pushers, glitter addicts, the chronically inappropriate friend, and anyone already making plans to be a minor inconvenience from beyond the grave.
🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Turn inside out and machine wash cold on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Avoid bleach and fabric softener.
For the longest-lasting graphic, air drying is recommended. If machine drying, keep the shirt inside out and use the lowest heat setting.
Shirt color, design size, and placement may vary slightly depending on garment style and size.
