Gummy Bear Alibi – Hoot’s Hot Takes Graphic Tee
Some people want to be remembered for their accomplishments. Others have already planned the most ridiculous last words possible. 😂🐻
From our Hilda’s Hot Takes Collection, the Gummy Bear Alibi Graphic Tee is for the dark-humor-loving smartass who refuses to leave this world without creating at least a little confusion.
Featuring Hoot with his signature unimpressed attitude, a stash of “survival snacks,” and one suspiciously innocent gummy bear, the design reads:
“If I die choking on a gummy bear, tell everyone I was killed by a bear and say no more.”
Because technically… nobody said what kind of bear. 😏
The bold teal, black, orange, and white design mixes sarcastic humor with just the right amount of dark comedy. It’s perfect for anyone who loves ridiculous jokes, questionable conversations, snacks they probably shouldn’t eat unsupervised, and making people wonder whether they should laugh or be concerned.
Wear it to parties, family gatherings, casual Fridays, or anywhere else you’d like to leave people thinking, “There is definitely something wrong with them.”
🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Turn inside out and machine wash cold on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Avoid bleach and fabric softener.
For the longest-lasting graphic, air drying is recommended. If machine drying, keep the shirt inside out and use the lowest heat setting.
Shirt color, design size, and placement may vary slightly depending on garment style and size.
