Terrified of Boobs Halloween Tee
Trying to scare me? Better bring something stronger than ghosts, goblins, and things that go bump in the night. 👻
The “If You’re Trying to Scare Me, I’m Terrified of Boobs” tee combines spooky-season style with exactly the kind of smart-ass humor you’d expect from WiseCrack Customs. Featuring a shades-wearing skeleton decked out in WiseCrack gear, surrounded by jack-o’-lanterns, bats, spiderwebs, dripping slime, and bold Halloween colors, this design refuses to behave.
With electric orange, purple, slime green, black, and white, it’s loud, ridiculous, and guaranteed to get a few double takes.
Perfect for:
🎃 Halloween parties & haunted bar nights
💀 People whose humor is slightly inappropriate
👻 Horror fans who prefer laughs with their scares
🍻 Your favorite smart-ass
🖤 Anyone proudly lacking a mature sense of humor
Warning: May cause uncontrollable laughing, eye rolls, and people saying, “Where the hell did you get that shirt?” 😂
WiseCrack Customs | Where sarcasm gets dressed.
🧼 CARE INSTRUCTIONS
Turn inside out and machine wash cold on a gentle cycle with mild detergent. Avoid bleach and fabric softener.
For the longest-lasting graphic, air drying is recommended. If machine drying, keep the shirt inside out and use the lowest heat setting.
Shirt color, design size, and placement may vary slightly depending on garment style and size.

